Virtue Ain't Gonna Signal Itself Sticker

Is someone you know working super hard to signal their virtue to the world? Or do you just want to show solidarity with the burden they carry? This one is for you!

This all-weather vinyl sticker (stick it on the car, bike or laptop, or just about anywhere else) will make sure everyone knows how important it is to signal every ounce of your virtue for social standing, clout and to make sure you don't get cancelled. And because the virtue we signal is important, check out the video for the insanely amazing hologram effect!

Don't worry about doing the actual work, that's really not the point, is it?