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Cooked Valentine's Day Card

Cooked Valentine's Day Card

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Express your love for that special person in your life with this Valentine's Day card. It's glossy as hell, with our beautiful imagery on the front of Captain James Cook being dispatched by the Native Hawaiians on February 14, 1779. Because decolonisation is sexy.

Inside the card reads: You're the best thing since the Hawaiians dispatched serial coloniser Captain James Cook on February 14, 1779.

Awwwwwww. You love to see it. 

Comes with an envelope. Because, like, it would be weird if it didn't. 

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